CONDESCE 
Well, well, well, what have we here? 
The Prince of Heart, huh? 
Oh, I'm really scared 
So you're the human who's woken up on Derse, ha, ha, ha 
You're joking, you're joking 
Let me see your eyes 
You're joking me, you must be 
This can't be the right guy 
He's anime, he's yaoi 
I don't know which is worse 
I guess I'll have to knock him off 
His highest, princely horse 

When the new Black Queen says 
You're going to fail your mission 
You should pay attention now 
'Cause I'm the Condescension 
And if you aren't bowing 
There's something very wrong 
Because I won't let you get away 
Once you've heard the Condesce song 

Obey, Obey, Obey 
Because I'm the Condescension 

CONDESCE 
Well if I'm feeling crafty 
And I've found that you're awake 
I might just bake a special batch 
Of alpha children cake! 
And don't you know the dreamer 
That makes the whole thing work? 
Crocker cake is [bad word] without a little Dirk~! 

Oh, yes 
Whoa-ohhhh 
Oh, yes, I'm the Condescension 

DIRK 
You like to think you're the mastermind? 
Well I'm alive so you're behind. 
Ya can't restrain the Strider bane, 
Cuz news flash Pinky, I'm the Brain. 

CONDESCE 
You're joking, you're joking 
I can't believe this boy 
Lord English, are you hearing this? 
This nonsensical ploy 
It's pathetic, it's tiring 
Your blood is just so low 
So now, I think it's about time 
That I turn you into dough 

DIRK 
Every human has this blood color... 

CONDESCE 
I guess that means you all should die then. 
Fufufu... 

Whooooooa~ 

On 2x3 prong day 
The whole world's fate was sealed 
Because I'm a mean Dersite Queen 
And I change the playing field 
It's much more fun, I must confess 
When the advantage [bad word] all mine 
I'll take you all out, one by one 
And this game'll turn out fine 

DIRK 
Just abandon your goals 
Oh Queen of Trolls 
You're on the [bad word] list of the destroyer of souls 

CONDESCE 
Oh, human, you're something 
The facade that you present 
Only shows that you just do not know 
Who you are up against 
It's worse than you imagine 
You haven't got a prayer 
How do you expect to [bad word] him 
When he is already there? 

Hahaha 
Good luck~ 

DIRK 
Suck my dirk...