Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and [bad word] to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

But both the girl and boy were glad
'Cause one kid had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made [bad word] directly home right after school
And when they went to the church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain
They'd always just gone there

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