Then the Banker endorsed a blank cheque (which he crossed),
And changed his loose silver for notes.
The Baker with [bad word] his whiskers and hair,
And shook the dust out of his coats.

The maker of Bonnets ferociously planned
novel arrangement of bows;
While the Billiard-marker with quivering hand
Was chalking the tip of his nose.

(Billiard Marker)
It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so
Y'better believe I'm right,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

I could spend days
Gazing across the balze at you,
You'll never win
When I begin
My break of fifty-eight
(or maybe more, who can be sure?)

To say it's a frame-up
Wouldn't be fair or right,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
Resist me in vain, but
Victory's in my sight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Love is a game
Snooker's the same so join the queue,
Ged a good grip
Don't let it slip
And think about the pink
(Don't let a red go to your head!)

It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!
To say it's a frame-up
Wouldn't be fair or right,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Love is a game
Snooker's the same so join the queue,
Ged a good grip
Don't let it slip
And think about the pink
(Don't let a red go to your head!)

It's only a game, so
Put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you,
Snookering you tonight!

Snookering you, snookering you tonight!
Snookering you, snookering you tonight!