You're super, you really are.
Just like your T-ball trophy says, [bad word] so far.
It's just a matter of a little time,
before you've got the dog, the tots, the pretty wife.
The postman waves,the cashier smiles.
The boss is glad, you pleased the clients.
You take a bow, the crowds all cheer.
It took a lot of super stuff to get you here.
You're super, you really are.
You'll talk the meter maids out of the parking fines.
You'll read the paper, you'll sip your mug,
While little Bob and Janey stay between the lines.
The postman waves, the cashier smiles.
Your boss is glad, you meet deadlines.
You take a bow, the crowds all cheer.
It took a lot of super stuff to get you here...
to get you here.