(Intro: D)

                                                       And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
                                                             So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why
                                          (?)             (?)
  He said "You look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
                                                                So I took off my hat and said "Imagine that! Heh, me workin' for you!"
                                  Whoa, sign sign everywhere a sign
                                   Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
                                                (+ intro suspensions)
    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?
                                                                 And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot out of sight
                                   So I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house
                            "Hey, what gives you the right?

  You put up a fence to keep me out but to keep Mother Nature in,

  If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man you're some kind of sinner!"

    [bad word] 

         Now hey there mister can't you read?
                              You gotta have a shirt and tie to get a seat
                              You can't even watch, no you can't even
                        You ain't supposed to be here........
                                                    Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside...Uhhh!

    [bad word]  (then slow)

                                                             And the sign said "Everybody [bad word]  come in, kneel down and pray"
                                                  But when they passed around the plate and they emptied it all
                            I didn't have a penny to pay
                                                    So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign
                                                                  I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' about me, I'm alive and doin' fine!"