My [bad word] is much bigger than yours 
My [bad word] will make you walk on force 
With a feeling so pure
Can't you see that I love my [bad word] 
Can't you see that you love my [bad word] too? 
And I love you

My [bad word] is much bigger than yours,
My [bad word] can walk right through the door 
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My [bad word] stinks much better than yours,
My [bad word] stinks right down through the floor.
With a feeling so pure,
It's got [bad word] back for more.

Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

Can't you see that I love my [bad word] 
Can't you see that you love my [bad word] 
Can't you see that we love my [bad word] 

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate
We're the propagators of all genocide
Burning through the world's resources, then we turn and hide

Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

We're the regulators that de-regulate
We're the animators that de-animate

Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR
Cool, in denial
We're the [bad word] regulators smoking
CIGARO CIGARO CIGAR

My [bad word] is much bigger than yours,
My [bad word] can walk right through the door 
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more!