L.A., city of smog
Scenesters, hipsters, sneakers, blogs
I got the flyer from Amoeba Records
I called up P and I said, "Yo, let's check this"
I heard at these rave-things, chicks get naked
And I got a [bad word] that's as big as Texas
?? arrived from the crew LA DAFT
I said it's my first rave, they just laughed
Picked up P from the Magic Castle
And hit up LAX and got in, no hassle
We left there when we hit up Cinespace
Ron got his camera all up in my face
Tomorrow morning, I'ma be on Cobrasnake
Making out with a chick that my girlfriend hates
But who cares, the party's downtown
I got a room at the Standard, we're leaving right now

To protect and entertain
In party we [bad word] Them other DJs ain't [bad word]  with us
And from Paris to L.A.
In cash we [bad word] It's Murs and Busy P, they ain't [bad word]  with us

In the middle of the dancefloor, so [bad word] [bad word] I see the Goldenvoice crew and they so [bad word] [bad word] Lindsey, Donna, the man Paul T!
Stacy and they all doin' shots with P
Me, I just saw my future wife walk past me
Singing 'bout Peaches- [bad word] she nasty
DJ AM, Steve Aoki
Got the dancefloor packed and it's mostly
Girls, girls, every day
From Paris to Canada to U.S.A.
I snatched one up and we danced for hours
She talked too much; she was off that powder
But looked so good in her Jeremy Scott
And her looks looked perfect for my [bad word] and-lock
She put her hand down my pants
So I said, "Later P, I'll see you in France"

To protect and entertain
In party we [bad word] Them other DJs ain't [bad word]  with us
And from Paris to L.A.
In cash we [bad word] It's Murs and Busy P, they ain't [bad word]  with us

Paris to Los Angeles
Au revoir, [bad word] And you can [bad word] with my accent all you want
But you can suck my [bad word] And shoutout to all the--all my, all my n-words
All my black people in France
For being the only other niggas to burn some [bad word] down when the white people [bad word] wit you
We don't take any [bad word] Peace!