Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched
for sanctuary from poverty, sickness, and war. Just
recently, three young men found it. [bad word] .. to
Awesometown.
 [bad word] along with us! [bad word] along to Awesometown! [bad word] along with us!
And wipe away your frown!

Role call:
Andy!
Akiva!
Jorma!
Andy!!
... Akiva
...... Jorma
Andy!!! and Jorma and Akiva!
 [bad word] along with us! [bad word] with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your [bad word] #33;
And we won't let you down!

Dance break
(Left... right... left, right, left)
Stop

My name's Akiva
The brains of the group
If ya have a problem I can solve it for you

My name's Andy
And I play sports
I also enjoy building forts

My name is Jorma, [bad word] 
The sensitive one
Break your [bad word] face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em
Spread your [bad word] cheeks and stick my [bad word] in 'em
 [bad word] along with us! [bad word] with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must!
In Awe... some... town!!!