put the chedder in the pocket
put the rest under the jacket
talk to the cashier he won't suspect
and if he does
and if he does
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 

ten quid for the lot
we pay [bad word] all
babylonia won't lose much
and we'll have dinner tonight
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 

camera's trying to watch us
mirrors and t.v.
but they're not gonna catch us
cuz we're gonna gonna [bad word] run run
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
do [bad word] 
run!

ten quid for the lot
we pay [bad word] all
babylonia won't lose much
and we'll have dinner tonight
do [bad word] 
run!
(i've [bad word] in my knickers)