Once they killed his monster when it went into a trap
 Now he's making better ones on a higher step

[Bridge:]
 On a warm summer day the doctor went away
 To a place where he could make it real
 His assistant's hips were nice
 So he cloned her once or twice
 Now his hips are aching what a deal
 [bad word] ]
 Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
 Lets [bad word] into the night
 They [bad word] great rock musicians
 And their time is right

 Sometimes when he's feeling bored
 He's calling it a day
 He's got [bad word] and they do it their own way

[Bridge:]
 They mix some DNA, some skina and a certain spray
 You can watch it on a laser screen
 And the fellow's blue and grey
 Or sometimes pink and green
 Just check it out on Halloween
 [bad word] ]
 Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
 Lets [bad word] into the night
 They [bad word] great politicians
 And their time is right

[Solo: Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai]

[Bridge:]
 One night he cloned himself
 Put his brother on a shelf
 But when he fell asleep that night
 It crept up from behind and thought "well never mind"
 Took a syringe and blew out his life
 [bad word] ]
 Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
 Lets [bad word] into the night
 They [bad word] a great possession
 And their time is right
 [bad word] ]
 Dr. Stein grows funny creatures
 Lets [bad word] into the night
 They [bad word] a great oppression
 And their time is right