Listen up everybody,
Let me get inside your mind,
You don't need marijuana,
To have a good time, no
You don't need ecstasy or booze,
Nothing like that,
All you need, all you need, all you need,
All you need, is CRACK!

Everybody loves crack!
(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody's on crack!
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
Oh, I love that crickity crack!

(Love the crack!)

Everyone around the world,
Is your sister and your brother,
So let's all join hands,
And try to love one another,
You could make the world a better place,
We could get our lives on track,
All we need is a little love,
And a WHOLE LOT OF CRACK!
 [bad word] 

I got so much crack in my bones,
That my friends just call me Crack,
When I'm walking down the street they go "Hey Crack",
I go "Hey Steve, what's goin' on?"
I got it in my heart,
And I got it in my socks (?),
When my woman and me are fighting,
I just give her a couple of rocks!

Everybody loves crack!
(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody's on crack!
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
That's why I love that crikity crikity crack crack crikity, bom-bom-ba [bad word] love that crikity crack! Watch my back while i do my crack ...... [bad word] back like Lojack for the crack!

Are you feeling lonely...?
CRACK!
Are you feeling sad...?
CRACK!
Need some love in your life...?
CRACK!

What you need is what I need and what I need is bom-bom-giggity
 [bad word] 

oooh
 [bad word] 

what you need is what i need and what i need right now is a little bit of CRACK!