I'm sorry about your girl
Little center of the universe
Axis turns the world
And you need a jet to get to her
Oh, the way she moves, attracts all kinds of focus
From all over the room
She smokes, not ladylike. She's not ladylike

Mister, mister, big and tall
You take the world and spin it
You don't [bad word] around at all, no
You're in it, to win it
Then you can get the gold
And you go make some more
So you can win the girl
Cuz baby that's who you've been working for

She's big and she's proud
And she knows what the world is about

 [bad word] x2
Hey, what the [bad word] is ladylike
If ladies like to do what the [bad word] they like
Just like you, yeah. Just like you.
Look out man [bad word] another one

Well I'm so sorry about your wife
She's up and off [bad word] 
Going on with her own life
Word to your mother
She's stunning
And there's a part of you
That's just a little scared of her
Axis turns the world
And you need a jet to get to her

She's great and she knows
How to wear the pants
And the rest of your clothes

 [bad word] x2
What the [bad word] is ladylike
If ladies like to do what the [bad word] they like
Just like you, yeah. Just like you
Look out man [bad word] another one

On my knees or on all fours
From underneath
Hear me roar

 [bad word] x2
What the [bad word] is ladylike
If ladies like to do what the [bad word] they like
Just like you, yeah. Just like you
Look out man [bad word]