They called him Nick 
he had a big [bad word] Long as a spear and 
as hard as a brick

Yeah!!! Nick!

Nick liked chicks 
Oh, he loved’ em all
And knew one trick 
how to throw his stick

Three times a day, 
seven days a week (x2)

NICK!!!BIG!! [bad word] !!
BIG [bad word] NICK! (x2)
 [bad word] Nick
And his enormous [bad word] Ready to strike
He’s so lovesick

Right!!! Ready to strike!

Nick invites girls
Oh, he calls ‘em all
To do it quick
Right on the hayrick

Three times a day, 
seven days a week (x2)

NICK!!!BIG!! [bad word] !!
BIG [bad word] NICK! (x2)

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So he walks into the bar
And he notices every chick
Nick does not have a car
BUT HE’S GOT HUGE… [bad word] !!!!

NICK!!!BIG!! [bad word] !! (x2)
BIG [bad word] NICK!

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Twelve hundred pages of german text!