My name is Holmes
I'm sure you've heard of me
-and Watson
Solving most crimes is elementary
not a problem

But once I must admit
I met my mental match
More deadly than the rest
He'll show you no mercy

Stay away from Moriarty
Turn your back and you'll be sorry
Keep away from Moriarty
Don't you see you're just a trophy
in his eyes
Read between the lines
Before it's too late

He kills with total [bad word] efficiency
Leaves no traces
His evil past is still a mystery
So evasive

Behind his smiling face
There beats a heart of steel
As sharp as any blade
Don't let him touch you

The spider spins his web
You're the victims tonight
And now the trap is set
You're really in danger!

Don't be scared of Moriarty
Holmes is here, and he'll be sorry
I'll take care of Moriarty
it's elementary
and I'll be ready!