This is gonna be good

Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks.
Didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks.
Cena started rapping, it all went south.
Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's got a [bad word] clock, but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

Oh, it's going on, here we go!

Little [bad word] Pebble from Newberry, Mass.
Rock will take his boot and shove it up his [bad word] 
Bet you're all happy you're listening to me,
And not some goofy Eminem wannabe.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock,
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

Little Johnny Cena went to the doc.
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop.
The doc said Cena . . . You know I'm a fan,
But please stop begging for that rectal exam.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena close up that smock,
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

Rock saw cena making out with Eve.
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave.
Cena was having, the time of his life.
I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Divorce lawyer's right up the block,
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

April 23rd, 1977.
The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven.
Sorry Mama Cena, but check these charts.
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Little Johnny's got them lady parts,
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

This song is especially for you and you, and all the, GROWN men who are John Cena fan out there.

Doesn't really matter how hard you try.
Never in your life will you ever taste pie.
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too,
but you're a walking virgin and you're 42.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
You dress like Kirk and Spock,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.

Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses.
She's going to meet my Holy Moses.
Getting with the Rock is the bomb.
You don't believe me, ask Cena's mom.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's mom can barely walk,
But we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.
Sing one more time!
Cena's mom can barely walk,
And we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks.