I'm not [bad word]  I just love myself
 [bad word] 

Mirror mirror on the wall
 Who's the fliest [bad word] of them all?
 Never mind, I am
 That [bad word] is so [bad word] pretty
 Yeah I am
 If I were her, I would kiss me (muah!)
 Hey

Mirror mirror on the wall
 Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call
 Never mind, [bad word] him
 Cause I found somebody better
 Never mind, [bad word] him
 I'll make myself so much wetter (wetter, wetter)

Everyday I see myself
 I love me even more (it's me I adore)
 Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
 I'm the best for sure (my cherie amor)

V is for Vanity
 Everytime I look at me
 I turn myself on, yeah
 I turn myself on, yeah
 V is for Vanity (what)
 Thank you Mom and Daddy cause
 I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
 I turn myself on (get into it)

Mirror mirror on the wall
 Who's the iest of them all?
 Never mind, I am (I am)
 Oh, she's so hot and y
 Yeah I am (that's right)
 No-no-no wonders she's [bad word]  ow, huh

Mirror mirror on the wall
 They call me stuck up, but I'm not at all
 Never mind, I am (I am)
 It's not my fault I'm the [bad word]  Yeah I am
 I am, and I'm a bad [bad word] [bad word]  hey

Everyday I see myself
 I love me even more (it's me I adore)
 Ain't nobody got [bad word] on me
 I'm the best for sure (are you ready for me?)

V is for Vanity (yeah)
 Everytime I look at me
 I turn myself on, yeah
 I turn myself on, yeah
 V is for Vanity
 Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
 I turn myself on, yeah (yeah)
 I turn myself on (get into it)

No regrets (no regrets)
 Get into it
 No apologies (no apologies)
 And now I take myself to be my lawfully wetted [bad word] 
All the girls say
 Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
 All the boys say
 Yeah I'm vain, so what, so what
 All the girls say
 Yeah we're vain, so what, so what
 Everybody say
 Yeah we're vain, so what, and what
 Whoa

V is for Vanity (yeah)
 Everytime I look at me
 I turn myself on, yeah
 I turn myself on, yeah (yeah what)
 V is for Vanity (Hey)
 Thank you Mum and Daddy cause
 I turn myself on, yeah (that's right)
 I turn myself on (get into it)

If the shoe fits
 Wear it [bad word]  If the shoe fits
 Wear it [bad word]  If the shoe fits
 Wear it [bad word]  Read my lips, muah
 I'm a vain [bad word]  hey

Hey yeah
 Can't love no one else
 Til you love yourself
 And if they don't like it, tell em
 Get in line
 And kiss your [bad word] [bad word] (muah!)

Love you baby, au revoir
 That's right, let's go out like this

Mirror mirror on the wall
 Who's the fliest of them all?
 It's me, bow down, get on your knees

Where's my queens?
 Who reign supreme?
 Let me hear you scream
 Whoa, oh

And the legacy lives on
 Going strong
 Let us not forget
 Who owns the throne?

(Max)
 You do mommi!

Я не наглая,
 Я просто люблю себя.
 Стерва!

Свет мой, зеркальце, скажи:
 Кто самая хитрая стерва на свете?
 Впрочем, неважно, это я!
 Эта стерва так чертовски прелестна.
 Да, это я!
 На ее месте, я бы поцеловала себя (чмок!)
 Эй!

Свет мой, зеркальце, 
 Срази очаровательного принца, попроси его перезвонить мне.
 Впрочем, неважно, пошел он к черту,
 Потому что я нашла кое-кого получше.
 Неважно, пошел он к черту,
 Я собираюсь напиться.

Каждый день, когда смотрю на себя,
 Я люблю себя всё больше и больше (это же я, просто обожаю!).
 Никто не посмеет поливать меня грязью,
 Я лучшая, безусловно (любимая моя)!

Т значит Тщеславие.
 Каждый раз, когда я смотрю на себя,
 Я завожусь, да,
 Это заводит меня, да.
 Т значит Тщеславие (что?).
 Спасибо, мамочка и папочка, потому что
 Я завожусь, да (да),
 Это заводит меня (присоединяйтесь!