Hello,
My name is Elder Price,
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book.
Hello,
My name is Elder Grant.
It's a book about America a long, long time ago.
It has
So many awesome parts –
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life!
Hello,
My name is Elder Green.
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ.

Hello,
My name is Elder Young.
(Hello!)
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?
You can
Read all about it now.
(Hello!)
In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay.
(Hello!)
Hello,
My name is Elder Smith,
And can I leave this book with you for you to just [bad word] 
(Hello!) Hello! (Hello!)
I'll just leave it here.
It has a lot of information you can really use.

Hello! (Hi!)
My name is – (Jesus Christ!)
You have a lovely home. (Hello!)
It's an amazing book!

Bonjour! (Hola!) Ni Hao!
Me llamo Elder White. (Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life. (Sound good?)
Eternal life – (With Jesus Christ!)
Is super fun! (Hello!) (Ding dong!)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! (No thanks?)
You sure? (Oh, well.)
That's fine. (Goodbye!)
Have fun in [bad word]  (Hey, now!)
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life!

Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!
No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it! You're making things up again. Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!

Hello! (Hello...)
My name is – (Elder Cunningham?)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!
Hello!
Hello!
Ding dong!
Heigh ho!
Just take this book!
It's free!
For you!
From me!
You see?
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life!
(Hello) This book will change your life! (Hello)
So you won't burn in...
 [bad word] o!
You're gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!!!
The Book of Mormon!!!
(Mormon!!!)
Hello!!!