Baby, I've been waiting
I've been waiting night and day
I didn't see the time
So I waited half my life away
There were many invitations
And I know you sent me some
But I was waiting
For the miracle [bad word] 
I know you really loved me
But, you see, my hands were tied
I know it must have hurt you
It must have hurt your pride
To stand beneath my window
With your bugle and your [bad word] While I was waiting
For the miracle [bad word] 
You wouldn't like it baby
You wouldn't like it here
There's not much entertainment
And the critics are severe
The Maestro says it's Mozart
But it sounds like bubble gum
When you're waiting
For the miracle [bad word]  [bad word] Waiting for the miracle
There's nothing left to do
I haven't been this happy
Since the end of World War II
Nothing left to do
When you know that you've been taken
Nothing left to do
When you're begging for a [bad word] Nothing left to do
When you've got to go on waiting
For the miracle [bad word] 
I dreamed about you, baby
It was just the other night
Most of you was naked
But some of you was light
The sands of time were falling
From your fingers and your thumb
And you were waiting
For the miracle [bad word] 
Baby, let's get married
We've been alone too long
Let's be alone together
Let's see if we're that strong
Let's do something crazy
Something absolutely wrong
While we're waiting
For the miracle [bad word]  [bad word] 
When you've fallen on the highway
And you're lying in the rain
And they ask you how you're feeling
Of course you say you [bad word] If you're squeezed for information
That's when you've got to play it dumb
You just say you're out there waiting
For the miracle [bad word]