"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She [bad word] for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.

Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old.

Europa, neurotisch

"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She [bad word] for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day.

Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old.

Doctor, please!
Doctor, please!
Doctor, please!