Well, I fell outta bed this mornin'
Saw what the guy on TV said
The big rock awards
Crowned a brand new king
It shoulda been me instead
Don't they know I'm:

Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Chicken [bad word] 
Elvis [bad word]  Christ

Well I'm the 500 foot woman [bad word] an evil big black mass
I got two brass globes, you got to admit
My animal aplomb is vast
It's obvious:

Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Bronco buckin' jive'n'shuckin'
Elvis [bad word]  Christ

I'm the captain of the cavalry
I'm the queen of outer space
I got a she devil orgy in the twilight zone
Sheer panties of the queen Anne's lace

Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Bad luck'n'mack [bad word] 
Elvis [bad word]  Christ

Well the devil gave us Elvis [bad word]   and rock'n'roll
Greenbacks, fuzz and feedback
Demonseed and banshee hole
Frogs fallin' down from Heaven
Thunder under [bad word] Trogglodynamite times seven
Cold [bad word] witchin' spell: yeah

Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Chicken [bad word] 
Elvis [bad word]  Christ

Yeah, you might go to Devry
Beauty school or get a job
Or you might join a devil cult
O' some evil heart throb, like me:

Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Elvis [bad word]  Christ
Chicken pluckin' goo goo muckin'
Elvis [bad word]  Christ