Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it, I do believe it's [bad word] 
It's a light and tumble journey
From the East side to the park.
Just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo.
But you can take the cross-town bus
If it's rainning or it's cold.
And the animals will love it if you do.

Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it, I do believe it's [bad word] 
The monkeys stand for honesty.
Giraffes are insincere.
The elephants are kindly but they're dumb.
Orangutangs are skiptical of changes in their cages
And the zookeeper is they fond [bad word] 
Zebras are reactionaries,
Anthelopes are missionaries.
Pidgeons plot in secrecy
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas you got [bad word] and see
At the zoo.