Blame it all on Disney
Look what they did to me
And I'm not the only one who turned out like that

Just look at Lindsey
Don't forget about Miley
And the girl from Even Stevens even had a  tape (ugh!)

What the **** happened to them?

Remember Disney when it had
Lizzie McGuire and That's so Raven
Then it just got worse with shows
About wizards and underage strippers (Shake It Up)

Do these clothes
Make you forget
That some of us
Aren't legal yet?

Get condoms
And some lube
We're gonna rape your childhood!

Our parents seem to all agree
To blame it all on Disney
Because that way it's so easy
To avoid to get blamed

When you work for Disney
It's practically slavery
And then when you turn 18
They throw you in the trash

Hey look, it's Mickey Mouse!
How'd he get in my house?

Yo SG
How you be?
When [bad word]  back to me?

Hey Mickey
Soon, maybe
But right now I'm kinda busy

Excuse me, ho?
Oh **** no!
Does Mickey have to slap a ho?

No Mickey
Please don't swing!
I'll do another wizards movie!

That's right [bad word] 

Because Disney was so cheap
You barely made any money
Some of us are working
At Walmart and Target (Zack and Cody!)

Stick to moments you remember
The Disney stars who disappeared
Like the guy from Phil of the Future
The girl from Halloween Town (Don't stop)

Stop tending with girls from Disney
Harper wasn't invited to this party (nope)
I'm hangin' out with the Beibs
Peein' in random spots

How can we grow up so crazy?
All [bad word] up and [bad word] But the kids from Nick grow ok
Oh wait, never mind