I woke up, can't wait to eat 
Got my cereal, boy was I beat 
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay 
There was no milk, my mother will pay 

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold 
I want some milk, I should've been told 

I wish I had some god [bad word] milk 
My Cheerios just ain't the same 
I wish I had some god [bad word] milk 
Too bad the milkman never came 

I can't go out to the store 
I'll just wait till my mother buys more 
I'll just have wheat thins and beer 
If I get sick, the toilet is near 

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold 
I want some milk, I should've been told

I wish I had some god [bad word] milk 
My Cheerios just ain't the same 
I wish I had some god [bad word] milk 
Too bad the milkman never came 

I want some milk, my coffee grows cold 
I want some milk, I should've been told