She knows every episode
 She wears the boots that go-go-go
 She's got a red miniskirt
 She makes me play Captain Kirk

Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
 We go to conventions
 She gives me erections
 Girl - my Trekkie girl
 She paints her skin green
 And it's not Halloween
 She rocks my brave new world

She always acts so logical
 She drives a Volvo Iike it's our space shuttle (of love)
 She looks just like Britney Spears
 Just add a few pounds and some pointy ears

Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
 She loves outer space
 Has a black and white face
 Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
 I'm her Leonard Nimoy
 She's the real McCoy
 She's got a Spock haircut with curls

And on some nights she tells me 
 Put my symbiote inside her
 She separates my saucer 
 Yeah, she knows just what to say
 And on nights when I loose power 
 Well it doesn't even phaser
 She grabs my captain's log
 Torpedoes away

She knows every episode
 She wears the boots that go-go-go
 She's got a red miniskirt
 She makes me play Captain Kirk

Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
 We go to conventions
 She gives me erections
 Girl - my Trekkie girl
 She paints her skin green
 And it's not Halloween

Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
 She loves outer space
 Has a black and white face
 Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
 I'm her Leonard Nimoy
 She's the real McCoy
 My girl - Trekkie girl