No You Didn't, Yes We Did (Repeat 8 times)

I woke up in the morning where I live
Feeling kinda negative
Slept with a girl in the up blue wig (No You Didn't, Oh Yes I Did)
She was like a sasquatch in my crib
Oh my God her feet were big
And she said she wants a kid
And ate the food inside my fridge

Knew this kid with a helmet on
Why all you laughing you know that's wrong
On the monkey bars so I had to put him on
Kicked away the stool man that kid hung strong

Had a man that paid for my time
took his money and made it mine
left that dirty old man behind
trashed his place and left with no signs

 No You Didn't, Yes We Did (Repeat 8 times)

I was at a funeral like I was dying
cracking jokes I fake like crying
someone farted loud like siren
it ain't me I point at Brian

My ex-boyfriend he cheated on me
I took his friend then made him see
he don't wanna mess with me
have him up in therapy

I'm gonna buy me a wife straight from Japan
(No You Can't), Oh Yes I Can
Gonna make that money and I don't give a [bad word] 
So you don't need to understand, No!

 No You Didn't, Yes We Did (Repeat 8 times)

Fly, Fly, Fly, Fly
Life is full of just stress, stress, stress, stress
Make the best of what's left, left, left, left
Life is full of pure stress, stress, stress, stress
Make the best of what's left

 No You Didn't, Yes We Did (Repeat 16 times)