Tolerance is not a virtue 

Junk man, lend a hand 
Help me clear this track 
Light a match, burn it up 
Turn it into ash 

Junk man, lend a hand 
Help me clear this [bad word] 
Light a match, turn it up 
Turn it into ash 

Give me back the molasses you took from my sugar 
Give me back the white of my bread 
Give me back the alcohol you took out my bitter 
I wanna see it in every pint 

Junk man, lend a hand 
Help me clear this stretch 
Light a match, burn it up 
Turn it into ash 
Burn it into ash 

Take back the molasses you took from my sugar 
Take back the white from my bread 
Take back the [bad word] you took from my honey 
I wanna see it in every 
You can't have it all 
You can't have it all 

Junk man, lend a hand 
Help me clear this track 
Light a match, burn it up 
Turn it into ash 
Turn it into ash 

Dah dah dah dah... 

And tolerance is not a virtue 
For hog man's dirty groundhog 

Junk man, lend a hand 
Help me clear this strip 
Give me back the Vitamin you took from my orange 
I wanna see it in every bowl 
But you can't have it all 
And you can't have it all 

Junk man, lend a hand