Jared Padalecki I would
like you to lick me
all over and I’d like
you to [bad word] me with your
giant peen.

Please
be gentle I am
not your Jenny-Bean.
But if he’d like to join us, well that’s
okay with me.

Jared, you have dimples that I’d
dearly like to lick.
Jared, you make me wish that I
had a [bad word] 

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared, I’m usually not so
easy.
Jared, I’d [bad word] if you
touched me.

Jared, your [bad word] is rather
fearsome.
Jared, I’d like to make [bad word] 

Jared, you’re so incredibly
sweet.
I love you from your floppy hair down to your
feet.

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed

Jared,
Jared,
Jare-e-e-e-ed