[Beelz:] I [bad word]  

[Both:] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz:] Yes you are [bad word]  [bad word] out of luck,
Now [bad word] and my [bad word] you will suck.
This world will be mine and you're first in line.
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

[JB:] Wait! wait!
You [bad word] 
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.

[Beelz:] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the catch?

[JB:] If we win, you must take your sorry [bad word] back to [bad word] 
And also you will have to pay our rent.

[Beelz:] And what if *i* win?
[JB:] Then you can take Kage back to [bad word] ..
[KG:] What?
[JB:] [bad word] me, Kage, its the only way. 
[KG:] What the [bad word] man?
[JB:] To be your little [bad word]  
[Beelz:]
Fine! Let the rock off begin! hahahahaa!
Im the devil I love metal!
Check this riff it's [bad word] tasty.
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt.
There's never been a rock off I've ever lost.
I cant wait to take Kage back to [bad word] 
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel,
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel.

[JB:] Noooooo!
C'mon, Kage, bring the thundah!
[KG:] There's just no way that we can win,
That was a masterpiece.
[JB:] Listen to me...
[KG:] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man.
[JB:] [bad word] it, Kage,
He gonna make you his  slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise,
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG:] Dude, we've been through so much [bad word] 
[JB:] Deactivated lasers with my [bad word] 
[BOTH:] Now its time to blow this [bad word] down!
[JB:] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG:] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB:] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG:] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town.
[BOTH:] Now we've got to blow this [bad word] down.
[KG:] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB:] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down.
[KG:] OOOOOOh It's time for the black out.
[JB:] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
We know your weakness our rocket-sauce,
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind,
We will defeat you, for all mankind.
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D! [18x:]

[Beelz:]
You guys are [bad word]  [bad word] on Kage, [bad word] with me.
Taste my lightning suckers! 

[Tenacious D:]
[JB:] NOOOO!

[Beelz:]
Ow! [bad word] 
My [bad word]  horn!
Ooohh no!

[JB:] From whence you came you shall remain,
Until you [bad word] again

[Велз:] Я снова цел! 

[Оба:] Чёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёёрт! 

[Велз:] Чёрт вас имел, вот ваш удел*, 
А вы облажались, ведь я снова цел*! 
И мир будет мой, вы двое - отстой, 
И оба умрёте, ведь медиатор снова мой! 

[Джэк Блэк:] Стой! Стой! Стой! 
Ты злой ублюдок! 
Мы вызываем тебя на рок-бой. 
Ну, дай ж шанс нам, чтоб тебя слить! 

[Велз:] Чёрт, чёрт, чёрт. 
Кодекс Демона мешает 
Отклонить мне ваш вызов. 
Условия? В чём же здесь подвох? 

[Джэк Блэк:] Если выиграем, тебе придётся извиниться и убраться в ад. 
А также ты заплатишь нам за ренту. 

[Велз:] И что на счёт меня? 
[Джэк Блэк:] Ты сможешь забрать Кейджа в ад. 
[Кайл Гэсс:] Что? 
[Джэк Блэк:] Поверь, Кейдж, это единственный способ. 
[Кайл Гэсс:] Что за дела, чувак!? 
[Джэк Блэк:] Чтоб был твоим рабом*. 
[Велз:] 
Класс! Да начнётся рок-бой! ХАХАХАХАХАХА!!! 
Дьявол любит слушать метал! 
Зацени, риф просто супер! 
Я же дьявол, делаю, что хочу. 
Как хочу я, так и верчу, 
И я ещё ни один раз здесь не проиграл. 
Я не могу дож