Hey!
Turn off whatever tunes on! and listen to this new song!
Its BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad
Whatever name you want to call us, Fine let's move on
And clarify a few things to avoid confusion.

No need for Paypal, Vouchers or a coupon
You can see us free of charge, Like a neutron
We won't blow the roof off, But we'll put a roof on
Both obsessed with little cubes and I'm not talking croutons.

So get your shoes shone, to a sheen,
Put your feet upon the futon and us upon the screen!

[Hook]
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole,
Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow,
Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!

I'll introduce the duo, to the newest Youtube viewers,
Xephos is lewis and Simon's who Honeydew is,
You'll lose all kinds of funny fluids, Flatulation,
Blood, Sweat, Tears, Humours and the tangy taste,
Of [bad word] gooey liquid, oozing from a Jaffa cake!

We've got new tips, Music and Animations,
So I wanna see your, Hips, Thighs and your [bad word] shaking
Rhianna's nothing [bad word] to Granny Bacon!

[Hook]
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole,
Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow,
Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!

Oh God! You're logged onto the YogPod,
With more devout followers, than the God squad,
There's seldom, if ever, been such a realm or dimension
Bringing that much traffic, That you can hear the sound of the engines,

Oh, and by the way, as well, did I mention?
The fact that we've got more links, than a Zelda convention?
You can tell there's a tension, But it probably isn't ual,
So any innuendo there's ineffectual.

But mention Jaffa cakes, and Simon practically masticates
He's dream meal's a stack of them, upon a massive plate!
I've even seen him eat a Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake,
And after ate even more, instead of after eights!

I wonder where exactly does he keeps them all stashed away,
The number [bad word] is too massive to extrapolate!

[Hook]
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole,
Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow,
Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!

Dan Bull, Rapping on behalf of the Yogscast
Swinging harder than my diamond axe, when I'm chopping logs fast,
I'm unsurpassed, When [bad word] to rap with Bombast,
So turn up the volume [bad word] and increase the contrast!

At long last, Here's a rapper thats a gaming geek,
Entertaining people, With amazing speed,

The pick of the bunch, The bigger the swing, The bigger the punch,
I pick up a thing up off the floor and start mining ore,
(Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Ching)
Double-time rap with a bit of Minecraft,
Hope Mojang didn't mind that!
Take a hit of my track, to the ear canal,
You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell"

One, Two, Can you hear me now?
Oi, Honeydew, Does it ring a bell?
It's been years since your ears have felt like this,
You're isabel to my Israphel.

Many men'll wanna make a rap track better than me,
But they never will, Because evidently, They lack the skill!
(AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!)

[Hook]
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole,
Diggy diggy hole, Digging a hole
I'm DanBull and I'm kicking a flow,
Kicky kicky flow, Kicking a flow!