I wanna be kinda good
Like other trainers are
I'd catch them if I could
But I don't get very far
I'll stand around catching bugs
I've got nothing to do
We'll walk around and act like thugs
and then we'll lose to you!
 [bad word] 
Pokémon (try to catch a few!)
It's only me
I don't have a destiny
Pokémon!
Oh, You're not my friend
gotta heal my team again...

Pokémon
you're too strong 
seriously it's bad news 
You fight me and I will lose!
Po-ké-mon!
try to catch a few!

I will challenge everyone
who dares look at my face
Hikers, Lasses, and Fishermen
We're all over the place!
We lock eyes, prepare to fight
my really crappy team
Pidgey, Ekans, and Magnemite
Oh god it's hyper beam!
 [bad word] 
Pokémon (try to catch a few!)
It's only me
Why must you mess with me?!
Pokémon!
Oh, I have no friends.
And the fighting never ends!
Pokémon
I'm a cool guy!
I have a girl friend!
Okay you win, take this TM!

Pokémon (try to catch a few!)
It's only me
I don't have a destiny
Pokémon!
Why can't we be friends?
Is this really how it ends?!
Pokémon
I like [bad word] and easy to wear!
You beat me but I don't care!
Po-ké-mon!
try to catch a few!