Duncan: I know what you're thinking,
I'm thinking it too!
Gwen: I'm not sure what you're thinking,
So maybe that's [bad word] 
Duncan: I don't know what happened,
but I have no regrets.
Gwen: For real? 
Or because you-know-who doesn't know yet?
Duncan: Oh, it's just between us!
Gwen: Not exactly. Someone made a fuss!
Duncan: They sure weren't meant to see!
But that locked door couldn't secure our privacy-y-y-y! 
Courtney: He's got such a great voice.
I can't make out the lyrics, speak up! 
Chris: Shush!
Duncan: Fine! Let's do it!
Let's clear the air!
Gwen: Save it for later,
look out for that bear!
Duncan: Ahhh! The pain, the pain!
Too much to explain!
Gwen: We've gotta stop what we're doing!
Cause this is just insane!
Duncan: The boar-bear's got me!
And that's seriously lame!
Gwen: Thanks, mister boar bear,
I guess I win this game!