[bad word] 
It's a song about girl the next door 
love the girl next door 
the world's next door 
They see her- everybody melts 
She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else 
It's a song is a song about the girl who sings 
And every time you hear her sing 
she sings for you 
And you alone 
And every other guy you know 
She loves you back 
She says she's with it 
loves you back 
but wait a minute 
all along she loved ya back 
enough to put a dagger in it 
(cause) This is a song about girl the next door 
I love the girl next door 
the world's next door 
They see her- everyobody melts 
She's the girl next door to everybody everybody else 

Verse 1 
it's like a fairy tale! 
about little chickenhead 
thought the sky was falling 
so she kicked it sick in bed 
I came calling (she pretended she was dead) 
feeling she was healing but the ceiling fell instead! 
you feel stellar in your skeleton? 
tell a guy you fell for him then tell him he's irrelevant? 
It's evident you think you're helen of troy 
but you're [bad word] in a handbasket  [bad word] of a coy little [bad word] de vil 
If it's [bad word] you fill in 
another filthy felony with every fella you thrill 
you're cellophane 
but there's a spell on us still 
a man goes window shopping 
and you sell him the sill 
you give an illness that isn't a silly pill or some silvery penicillin 
or pity gonna fulfill and so willing my pen is spilling i'm drilling my point until 
the pen point's dull 
the end point's still 
*in sight, i'm inside, i'm insisting 
get wise and quit with lip synching 
in christ you entice the quick kissing 
rise in a bathtub full of ice with a rib missing 
It's been decided 
you can lie, but you can't hide it behind your eyelids 
I provided rhymes and had to plan a hybrid 
with the man that led this band who might have liked you more than I did 
or maybe as much 
cause baby that's what 
make me want to laugh 
just, breaks me right in half cause 
it really adds up 
dwelling on this sad stuff 
cellibacy mad sucks 
when everybody tapped once 
including a best friend 
then one of my roommates 
you said it was just then 
but [bad word] it was too late 
So what's your group rate 
cause we've waiting our turn 
to watch you eat your words 
and catch some heartburn 

verse 2 
[here!] is where you would have sung the verse 
[here!] is where you'd have to catch you breath 
[here!] is where you might forget the words 
[haha] that where you'd laugh to fill the rest 
[here!] is where you'd hit another high note 
[here!] is where you'd make it pretty, [bad word] if I don't 
[here!] is where we'd really try to be friends 
funny how the shallow girls end up off the deep end 
[first] i met your [bad word] last year 
first day of class, you were mad sincere 
[then] you went and chose my friend for benefits 
[then] he did the same and said it was the end of it 
[then] funny thing, I got up on the TV 
[then] coincidentally you said you'd like to see me 
[then] you stood me up on just our second date 
out with mister music 
[then] you used him for a your serenade 
 [bad word]