Frederick and Edward
Had a baby named Fredward
Frederick and Edward
Loved their gentle son
Frederick was the world's
Only pregnant man
Edward might not have been the one

Frederick and Edward
Had a son named Fredward

Max and Clark
Had a son named Mark

Aldo and Rex
Had a son named Alex

Bob and Ringo
Had a son named Bingo

Zack and Deke
Had a son named Zeke

Bill and Jeff
Had a son named Biff

John and Mason
Had a son named Jason

Karl and Burt
Had a son named Kurt

Reed and Johnny
Had a son named Ronny

Chris and Al
Had a son named Cal

Bill and Kurt
Had a son named Burt

Burt and Robby
Had a son named Bobby

Fred and Bill
Had a son named Phil

Jack and Ronny
Had a son named Johnny

Rich and Andy
Had a son named Randy

Mick and Jack
Had a son named Mac

Hugh and Gordon
Had a son named Hugo

Matt and Rick
Had a son named Mick

Mel and Alvin
Had a son named Melvin

Jack and Bo
Had a son named Joe

Clark and Jasper
Had a son named Casper

Sam and Randy
Had a son named Sandy

George and Harold
Had a son named Gerald

Biff and Chuck
Had a son named Buck

Clark and Ray
Had a son named Clay

Bo and Larry
Had a son named Barry

Ray and Paco
Had a son named Rocco

Ben and Lee
Had a son named Bentley

Rocco and Dusty
Had a son [bad word] 
Rusty and Alf
Had a son named Ralph

Burt and Morris
Had a son named Boris

And this baby, his daddy's gone
And this baby, his daddy's gone

And this baby, his daddy's gone
And this baby, his daddy's gone