It's a pleasure to meet you my friend  [bad word] take a seat at my desk 
I gotta tell you kid 
The whole team is more than impressed 
Your melodies soar and all of your [bad word] shine 
The lyrics are sound and your voice is fundamentally fine 
But face it if you wanna make it on the radio kid 
You gotta do as I say 
Change all the hims into hers 
And just don't tell the world that you're shh 

Happy to help, take my card, please think about what I've said 
Do do do do but this is an industry where people make money 
So your art has to sell blah blah blah blah 
And you should never seek to challenge to an audience 
They buy what they're told and we never get it wrong 
Go write us a nonoffensive tasteful conventional song 
Like this one 
Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it should be forever 

 [bad word] to Tinseltown kid I'm gonna make you a star 
You got the fire in your gut and everything that you need to go far 
You're a talented guy, you can shake Hollywood to the ground 
And with us on your side plus your looks you're gonna conquer this town 
But face it if you wanna break into this business kid you gotta play the part 
And you'll never play a leading man if you let onto your fans the [bad word] about who you are 
Just remember that girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it has been forever 
Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it will be forever 
On the radio, in Hollywood, on the TV shows, for the greater good 
He said think about the children 
Think about the children 

You wanted to write me hit record for the radio 
Are you never gonna get it? 
The kids already know 
Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend 
I like guys and they like me 
We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do 
Some girls like girls, some boys got a boyfriend 
I like guys and they like me 
We hold hands, make out and do all the things that lovers do 

Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it has been forever 
Girls like boys and boys like girls and that's the way it will be whatever