Alright - It's about time we handled you.. Todd (Hollister) Clark (Hollister at your boy. Hollister at your boy!) Billy Jacobson - senior year in college - Bro - What's up bro? Dude, bro. What's up dude bro? - I'm on a [bad word] diet, [bad word] 
 Frat lookin' bro - Rat lookin' bro - Hey, what's that? It's Pat lookin' bro. Sunglasses indoors now watch me give a five and snap lookin' bro. Douche lookin' bro - Covered in hair mousse lookin' bro - anabolic steroids I abuse lookin' bro - date rape pill in your juice lookin 'bro. Do too many curls lookin' bro - Hey, I'm really a girl lookin' bro - Hair gel and Ed Hardy are the coolest things in the world lookin' bro! Robert Pattinson lookin' bro - I don't have a chin lookin' bro - Barack Obama's not your friend racist republican lookin' bro. 
 Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out, bro!
 I love Nickleback lookin' bro - Tramp stamp on my back lookin' bro - Let's get motivated, don't eat carbs 'cause they'll make you fat lookin' bro - got my collar popped lookin' bro - Oops, my car didn't stop lookin' bro - Leave the gym and hit the mall right now 'cause we gotta shop lookin' bro. Eyebrows way too think lookin' bro - Radiated skin lookin' bro - Vinny, Tony, Tommy and Joey we all best friends lookin' bro! - On to [bad word] lookin' bro [bad word] to [bad word] lookin' bro - I love liftin' weights with you so let me slip you tongue lookin' bro.
 Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out, bro!
 For some reason I tattooed the words "Bad Boy" on my back lookin' bro - We can't hold our liquor, you [bad word] and join our frat lookin' bro - When I wear Affliction it makes me feel so [bad word]  tough lookin' bro - I died in season one of lost, the island was just too rough lookin' bro - I'm the hotter twin lookin' bro - No, he's just my friend lookin' bro - Chlamydia again lookin' bro? Beyonce didn't wink lookin' bro? Chelsea Handler lookin' bro - Let me dance with her lookin' bro - I hate my ex-girlfriend Megean and YEP these pants are hers lookin' bro!
Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out, bro!
 I can drink a keg lookin' bro - Johnny sweep the leg lookin' bro - Shh I gave her GHP I'm gonna get a little bit of head lookin' bro - Yes, of course, I'm straight lookin' bro - I hate black people lookin' bro - Take us all to war lookin' bro - Copy Mac Lethal lookin' bro - Always number one lookin' bro - "Hi, my name is Todd" lookin' bro - I'm Scottish but there's tribal tattoos all over my bod lookin' bro - Always on the phone lookin' bro - Follow young girls home lookin' bro - Yeah, I'm a [bad word]  guido, so what? Jersey's my home lookin' bro!
 Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out, bro!
 That's just a taste... I know I'm a little late on this beat, but it doesn't matter. (Where's Steve?) We're gonna have a little bit of a guido.. collage right now. (Where's Tyler?) Where's Carmine? (Where's Robinson?) (Where's Carmine?) Bring the - Bring the - Bring the guidos out. Bring the guidos out. (There's Vinny) Dude, look at this [bad word] guy's skin...oh my [bad word] God. Bring the guidos out .Bring the guidos out. No, I'm dead serious, look at this [bad word] guy's skin!
 Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point 'em out! Point the guidos out! Point the frat guys out!
 Bro! Bro..the [bad word] you lookin' at, [bad word]  Yeah, bro... Let's go to the gym bro...