I wanna be a bottle blonde
 I don’t know why but I feel conned
 I wanna be an idle teen
 I wish I hadn’t been so clean

I wanna stay inside all day
 I want the world to go away
 I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
 I wanna be a real fake

Yeah I wish I’d been a,
 Wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
 Wish I’d been a prom queen
 Fighting for the title
 Instead of being sixteen
 & burning up a bible
 Feeling super, super (super!) Suicidal
 The wasted years, the wasted youth
 The pretty lies, the ugly [bad word]  And the day [bad word]  Where I have died
 Only to find [bad word] alive

I wanna be a virgin pure
 21st century [bad word]  I want back my virginity
 So I can feel infinity
 I wanna drink until I ache
 I wanna make a big mistake
 I want blood, guts & angel cake
 I’m gonna puke it anyway
 [bad word] 
I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist
 I wish I didn’t really kiss the mirror
 When I’m on my own
 Oh god! I’m gonna die alone
 Adolescence didn’t make sense
 little loss of innocence
 The ugly years of being a fool
 Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?
 [bad word] 
Feeling super, super, super! Suicidal x2
 [bad word] alive