Sam:
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had ....
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
Yeah, a different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

Artie with New Directions Boys:
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, Everyday Christmas
Give Artie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that I never had it
Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months since I've single so
You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And [bad word] sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

Sam:
Oh every time I close my eyes

Artie:
Oh what ya see, what ya see boy ?

Sam:
I see my name in shining lights

Artie:
Huh huh
Huh huh

Sam:
different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare

Artie:
For what ?

Sam:
For when I'm a billionaire
(New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) for when I'm a Billionaire
(New Directions Boys: Oh oooh oh oooh) for when I'm a Billionaire

Puck with New Directions Boys:
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then [bad word] him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple million in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys, tens and [bad word] separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

Sam:
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad

Artie:
So bad

Sam:
Buy all of the things I never had

Artie:
Buy ev'rything haha

Sam:
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

Artie:
What up Oprah? Haha

Sam:
Oh every time I close my eyes

Artie:
Oh what ya see, what ya see, boy?

Sam:
I see my name in shining lights

Artie:
Uh huh
Uh huh

Sam:
different city every night oh right
I swear the world better prepare

Artie:
For what?

Sam:
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a Billionaire
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad