Aw just get hip to the rhythm, and let the rhythm take you away
Don't get bored or excited, just look at ol' Dean Martin's face
It's an easy breezy motion, that's the way to make it all good
And you'll be a mighty swinger, just the same as Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Do ya get me? Understood?
I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Aw last I checked it all, in fact, was good

Do you wanna keep 'em straight when you hit 'em?
And put your big drive in the fairway?
Knock 'em flat when you tip your hat
To the chippies when they look blas
Nothin's too outrageous, and you got me in a real good mood
'Cause I'm a swanky New York Yankee, with a can-do attitude!

I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Do ya get me? Understood?
I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Aw last I checked it all, in fact, was good

Aw swing it!

Back to back
Side to side
Swing attack, mama
Glide, brother, glide
Back to back
Side to side
Swing attack!

I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Do ya get me? Understood?
I'm talkin' 'bout the big swing
The whole enchilada
The big swing
Aw last I checked it all, in fact
Last I checked it all, in fact
Last I checked it all, in fact, was good

Swing the [bad word] club...