If God was a woman 
with long blond hair 
would you kneel at her altar 
and offer her prayer 
could she be your addiction 
could she make you sin 
If God was a woman 
and you were her man 
If God was a woman 
would you be impressed 
if she showed up in high heels 
and a pretty red dress 
would you make a donation 
or would you draw the line 
would you yield to temptation 
or savor her wine 
If God was a woman  [bad word] like an angel 
or a devil in disguise 
when she left in the morning 
would you lose your religion 
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman. 
If God was a woman 
tell me who could we blame 
would she make Jesus righteous  [bad word] insane 
If God was a woman 
would she kiss and tell 
would we wind up in heaven 
or would we all burn in [bad word]  
If God was a woman  [bad word] like an angel 
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 
and if she left in the morning 
would you lose your religion 
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman 
and you were her man, yeah 
Solo 
If God was a woman 
would [bad word] like an angel 
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah 
when she left in the morning 
would you lose your religion 
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
We's all burn in [bad word] 
If God was a 
woman, woman, woman, woman 
If God was a woman 
tell me who would we blame 
If God was a woman 
If God was a woman 
she'd drive us insane, yeah