From the album: To The Bottom of The Sea

My Granny while on her death bed
she turned and said to me
Why must you view life so morbidly
well i tried to teach you right
but somewhere i went wrong
Cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs
Well 6 pallbearers put her down
and lay her body in the ground
my eyes were wet 
my face was very long
the pastor said "son, here you are,
wont you please take this guitar, 
sing dear departed granny one last song."
And I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
 [bad word] you know thats how i get along
The world is full of tragedy
so how can it be wrong?
Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
Well I was shopping at hot topic
and I was walking out the door
when two dumb jocks came up to me 
they said "Hey [bad word]  it aint halloween"
and they kicked my lipstick to the floor
and i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
well you know thats how i get along
The world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong?
Singing your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
Well I went down to church on sunday
I sat upfront in a Pew
The Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? 
Get up and sing a hymn or two!"
So I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
Yeah You know thats how i get along!
The world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong?
Singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
I was invited to the white house
The president pulled me aside
He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those, 
Evil do-ers in the middle east!"
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme!
I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
 [bad word] you know thats how i get along
The world is Full of 'W'
So how can it be wrong?
Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
Well then I died and went to [bad word] 
I could tell right away by the awful smell
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
The devil said [bad word] here young man, 
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
So naturally i felt i had it made
well then he reached into an iron chest
and he picked the tool, that he felt was best
and then he jabbed me in the [bad word] 
with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs!
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
He sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
Yeah I know thats how you got along
I find your song Hilarious!
But now your soul's precarious!
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
Im just kiddin' kid, [bad word] to [bad word] 
enjoy the buffet
DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
 [bad word] you know thats how we get along
The world is full of Sinners
so how can it be wrong?
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs