Night time out on the [bad word] 
 More mixed drinks mean mischief
 Red bulls too strong spliff
 Wake in cell feeling so sick
 Bad buy bought on bad sleep
 More to the point [bad word] cheap
 Sixth sense seemed a bit dodge
 Now it's no joke need a new job

 Oh no - only gone and blown it
 Oh no - really gone and blown it now

 Thought it was a bit risk
 Got me tax disc sealed with a kiss
 Cop stop called it in quick
 Summoned for a [bad word] feel a right thick
 So sweet girl of my dreams
 Then it went off torn at the seams
 Claptrap gave it some yap
 Now she just thinks I'm a big sap