Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie and there were no women allowed
(NO GIRLS ALLOWED)
We all woke up together, woke up together
My body’s kind of hurting now.

Hey! Do you like my new hair-do?
Oh my gosh it’s really cute!
I did my nails too.
Cool.

Do anyone of you wanna [bad word] 
Oh god no honey, we’re cool.
We like dudes!

All these ladies, ladies, ladies but we don’t want none.
We rather jump on each other and slap our bums.
Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we [bad word] 
Oh look it’s Simon!
Whose up for a tug?

We don’t know what we’re doing?
Or what we’re sayin’ cause we don’t writer our own music.
We do what Simon tells us or else he belts us!
You are my five y puppets.

No, we can’t even really sing.
We use [bad word] thing.
It’s AUTO-TUNE.

We have no control over anything that we do.
We signed our lives away and now we’re mindless fools. (SIMON’S [bad word] FOR LIFE)
Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool.

Ya, that sounds sweet.
I will be the priest.

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband, you may [bad word] your nipples.

Hey boys, now that we are all officially married
Tonight we don’t have to wear [bad word] 
Now lets all take off our shirts.

We’re half naked, naked, naked and it’s so much fun
After we splash around we’re gonna make love
Hey guys, what’s up with Zayn
 [bad word] stunned?

What’s wrong with you Hun?
I drank too much [bad word]