Hey Steve, hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it?
 Thank you, it’s a, it's an alphabet song I’m working on
 Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one

 is for aisle, is for bdellium, is for czar
 And if you see him would you mind telling him?

 Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium?
 Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater, alright, okay and bdellium?
 Bdellium, it’s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent  And then czar? Yeah, it’s uh like [bad word] czar

 You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat
 I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words
 Right, I see what you’re doing

 is for djinn, for Euphrates
 is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies

 I thought phone started with a P like a Ph
 No, it's O N, it’s a, it's a kind of wind
 Yeah, I know what you mean by wind

 for gnarly, I for irk, is for hour
 J for jalapeños, good in either corn or flour
 Tortillas, let us rhyme

 K is for knick knack, L is for llama
 Pramma, llama, ding, what’s so strange about llama?
 Llama, it starts with two L’s, what’s the second one for?
 No idea, I know loser

 N for neumonic, M is for mdomo, O is for ouiga board
 P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat

 Okay, Q qat? What? Yeah, it’s uh Q T, it’s an evergreen [bad word]  It’s a perfect scrabble word because it’s a Q with no U
 There’s not many of those, you have too much time on your hands

 R is for argyle , no it isn’t
 Okay, you’re right, I couldn’t find a good R word
 S is for Szár, a lovely German river
 T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver

 U is for urn, but not like earning money
 V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny

 W for wren, wrinkly and who
 X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, [bad word]  Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot

 Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas
 And zed’s the final letter and by final I mean last

 Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends
 You really mean Z, right?
 No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top, Zed Zed Top?

 Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards
 Well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a mustache
 I always thought that was interesting

 You done with the alphabet?
 No, extra letters I haven’t heard of? I think so
 This was a great help, I think
 With the contribution you made to world literacy

 Well, I?m just saying, kids I?m just saying
 Think outside the box a little bit, box with an R
 Yeah, well, no box with a L K S like a pitcher
 Ah, as opposed to S

 Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov
 That's Rochmaninov with a W