We were living here in alantown
And its driving all our lives to the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and [bad word] Phil got shot we got beaten by a monk

I was happy and my life was good
Getting married like a dentist should
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got [bad word] in the a-s by a girl with a [bad word] And we’re living here in Alantown
But they’re taking teddy’s fingers now
And im pretty sure im gonna lose my [bad word] And shoot Alan in the face
Then shoot myself