Lyrics by Tom Eyen. Music by Peter Cornell.
Performed by Mary Mitchell.

You can [bad word] the lilies and the roses too.
 You can [bad word] the maidens who swear they’ve never been screwed.
 You can [bad word] [bad word] and the English too.
 You can [bad word] the Germans and every pushy Jew.
 [bad word] the Queens.
 [bad word] the Kings.
 [bad word] the boys with the very small dings.
 [bad word] the birds, [bad word] the pigs, [bad word] the everything with a thorny twig.
 You can [bad word] the Astros and all nurses in white.
 You should [bad word] the uglies just to be kind and polite.
 You can [bad word] the Moon and June and the Sea.
 But before you [bad word] them first you must [bad word] me.