STUDENT:
Now and then I think of what I learned in high school
Like AP Bio an-d British Literature
Is that igneous or metamorphic?
I don’t need to write in Iambic.
And I’ll admit I don’t know [bad word] about Millard Fillmore

Why did I have to learn this stuff?
It has [bad word] in handy
Never used it for nothing.
Why did we read The Scarlett Letter? 
Puritans are boring
Even when one is a [bad word] there's actually one thing I still know: 
Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin 
def-nitly do not need that though 
Now it’s just a study that I used to know
Now it’s just a study that I used to know

TEACHER
Now and then I think of all the things I taught you 
Every handout with a Farside Cartoon appropo 
You don’t want to live that way
Forgetting every word I say
You said you’d never let it go
I guess mnemonic devices just weren’t enough for you though

You really freaking [bad word] me off
I worked so hard to teach you something
Now you don’t kno-w nothing.
What does the co-nch symbolize?
Or anything beyond the first three
Digits of Pi. 
‘ And what about SohCahToa? 
Or A-ual reproduction of the Protozoa? 
I guess you didn’t need that though.
Now it’s just a study that you used to know 
Now it’s just a study that you used to know