Kaboom Kaboom
Kaboom kaboom

We're a death-marching band
Peter Pan off the wagon
Entertain but never [bad word] Anyone sober
We're tasteless but taste good
My (s)top hat's top hat(ed)
Unsafe cheerleaders [bad word] poms and pipe bombs

I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
Don't say No, just say Now

I like a big car
'Cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
But my heart is a sore
I am, I am-- I am so yours

Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you

I'm the leader of the club
And I've [bad word] off my mouse ears
We fly no-class dumbo jets
And drive hot corvettes
We fight war with [bad word] And our  always formal
We wear lawsuits when we get
High high high

I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
I hope this hook gets caught in your mouth
I won't do it with you
I'll do it to you
Don't say No, just say Now

I like a big car
'Cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
But my heart is a sore
I am, I am-- I am so yours

Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom
I'd like to la la la la love you

Inhale, exhale, let's all hail
It's a depraved new world
Inhale, exhale lets all hail
It's a depraved new world
After all

Inhale, exhale, let's all hail
It's a depraved new world
Inhale, exhale, let's all hail
It's a depraved new world
After all

I like a big car
'Cause I'm a big star
I make a big rock and roll hit
I'd like to love you
But my heart is a sore
I am, I am-- I am so yours

I am a big car
And I'm a strip bar
Call it fake
I call it "good as it gets"
Nothing in this
World is for real
Except you are for me
And I am so yours

Ka-boom Ka-boom
Ka-boom Ka-boom