Break a mirror, roll the [bad word] with scissors through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

Find a well known hardman and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that’s square
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

Ooooh, yeah yeah yeah
Ooooh, yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fightin’ on your rollerskates
Do the Macarena in the Devil’s lair
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah-ahhh
Oooh