Im not the kind of man
Who lets a woman tell me
Just what I can and cannot do.

She came prepared for battle
And all I had to say was
Id like to spend some time with you.
 [bad word] on shy but I dont know why
Sure knows what to do [bad word] gonna stab you in the back
While she makes love to you
 [bad word] 
Alls Fair in Love and War
So what are we fighting for
Alls Fair in Love and War

No one to blame but yourself
Theres no more lies left to tell
You know Ive heard that song before

Now youre too scared to face me
Afraid of what you may see
How all is fair in love and war.

Bridge [bad word] Solo

And when the battles over
Youll find another love
Ill be another casualty.

Bridge [bad word] (Repeat)