I've been a sinner.
 I've been a saint.
 Done both good and evil deeds.
 Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
 and that's good enough for me.

 Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive.
 Well if that's [bad word] then why
 does there need to be a [bad word] 
 Hey, what's that sulfury smell?
 Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
 Oh, Galileo, mama mia, scaramouche, scaramouche.
 Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 With my flesh they'll make a feast.
 I'm gonna be there in that number.
 That's 666 the number of the beast.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 Well at least I'll have a view.
 Oh I will see the fire, through [bad word] razor wire.
 Oh don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 And I might like it that way.
 No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
 Than live and kicking in Jersey any day

 (Scat)

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 I'd pray if I had the guile.
 No this ain't no fib, I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib.
 'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 Oh please don't pray for me.
 No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
 There ain't nothin he can do that ain't already been done to me.

 I'm goin to [bad word]  in a handbasket.
 And I'll have [bad word] too.
 'Cause If I was so bad, than there's no need to be sad.
 'Cause everybody else will be there too (Including You).

 (more scat :) 

 Oh, oh good Lord, I only ask you forgive
 The self righteous who decieve
 When your words they twist, 
 We both know [bad word] don't exist,
 Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe

 (great scat by the way)